CAHOOTS

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
doggiewoggiez
grimeclown

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

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“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

wizardshark

Now that it’s back it’s hard to remember a time where they sued to get the post taken down

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flyin-shark

I feel cheated. no one on Reddit told me that tumblr is a serotonin factory. Keep liking and reblogging my posts please thanks

felixcloud6288

Just don't fly too close to the sun.

flyin-shark

Throw me to the sun and I’ll get it pregnant

felixcloud6288

Fellas (gender neutral), you heard him. Ready the catapults.

powerfulcrumpets-inc

Hey @flyin-shark​ how’s this going? 

flyin-shark

The sun might’ve attracted a bunch of catgirls to me I’m very confused

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psych-is-the-name

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IT'S FINALLY HERE! The true full size of my "do you love the colour of the sky HD remake director's cut" tumblr post

This ended up being 2 3/4 inches wide by 36 FEET LONG. 

The 2 3/4 inch width was chosen because that's the same width as a pretty average phone screen, and I wanted to know how physically far you have to scroll to get past this post.

also dont tell my boss that I got into the art gallery before we opened just to set up this rainbow CVS receipt looking motherfucker. in my defense i literally couldn't find any other location that was long enough to show this off

Please consider subscribing to my Patreon to gain access to my original content a week before its posted on tumblr!

psych-is-the-name

reblogging this because the og post is suddenly getting a bunch of notes and i want everyone to see just how long this motherfucker is in real life

hellsite-hall-of-fame

that is impressively long omg

also you all should be so grateful I never reblogged that post because WOW